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Golden Chalice Award – Top 10 Films of the Year – 2014

Posted in Articles, movieMixology Awards, The Golden Chalice Awards with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 25, 2015 by mducoing

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2014 came in rather shaky and then ended with some of the best films in recent memory, with the stranger the film the better. While there were many other strong films in the mix over 2014, below are our thoughts on the year’s best films.

Also make sure to review Last Year’s Top Films as well as all previous Golden Chalice Winners!

 

GoldenChaliceIcon (2)Whiplash1. Whiplash
 Category: Drama, Music
Director: Damien Chazelle
Writer: Damien Chazelle
Actors: Miles Teller, J.K. Simmons, and Melissa Benoist

Premise: A young drummer enrolls in a top-tier music conservatory where his dream of mentoring from a great music director opens him to untold greatness and misery. Result: An intense, inspirational and terrifying account of the raw power of passion. See Full Review.

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2013 Empty Cup Awards: The Worst Performances of 2013

Posted in Articles, Comedy, movieMixology Awards, The Empty Cups Awards with tags , , , , , , , , , , on January 21, 2015 by mducoing

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Looking Back at the Worst Performances of 2013 (cause we felt like it!)

 

Sometimes looking back can be fun; sometimes excruciating. In this case, both.

Looking back on 2013, it is difficult not to be reminded of all the awful movies; it is equally impossible to forget all the terrible performances. 2013 was unique, however, in its ability to ruin entire casts all at once; films sprouted across screens that didn’t just have one awful performance, but sometimes as many as three, or frankly the entire cast just stunk it up. With this is in mind, it is no question why 2013’s worst performance is also our only solo nominee:

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The 2014 Raised Glass Award (RGA) Winner: Philip Seymour Hoffman

Posted in Articles, movieMixology Awards, The Raised Glass Award with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on December 31, 2014 by mducoing

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“It’s the hardest when someone has a notion about you and it’s impossible to convince them otherwise.” – Truman Capote, Capote

 

 Introduction

Born on July 23 1967 in Fairport, New York (a Rochester suburb), Philip Seymour Hoffman participated in high school theater, which led him to New York City, where he attended NYU’s Tisch School of the Arts, graduating with a B.F.A. degree in Drama in 1989.

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2013 Empty Cup Awards: The Worst Films of 2013

Posted in Articles, movieMixology Awards, The Empty Cups Awards with tags , , , , , , , on May 13, 2014 by mducoing

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Worst Films of 2013

In many ways, the ante continues to grow as the worst films of 2013 may be notably out-pacing previous years “winners” (see 2011 Empty Cups Awards and 2012 Empty Cups Awards ). The films once again run the gamut from low moderately priced indies to blockbusters that fell into the void.

With films that pretended they were more than soft-core porn to films that had fantasy characters contracting diabetes to witches involved in plots that make your eyes bleed, 2013 was quite a dozy. There were, of course, cinematic debacles were are not including, such as RIPD (as bad as you think) and The Lone Ranger (not as bad as you think), but the films on this list will haunt your dreams and wallets. Avoid at all costs unless heavily intoxicated and sedated. Here they are, the worst of the worst of 2013…

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Golden Chalice Award – Top Performances of 2013

Posted in Articles, movieMixology Awards, The Golden Chalice Awards with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on February 16, 2014 by mducoing

GoldenChaliceLogoWhile there were certainly many phenomenal films in 2013, there is little doubt that many of these would have been nothing without the mesmerizing, often stupefying performances that defined them.  This year’s winners of the Golden Chalice, as well as their nominated peers, gave us some of the best acting in recent memory.

Below you will find those impressive performances divided by male and female performances (although the distinction between supporting or lead is not part of the criteria.)  You can see last year’s winners (2012), dominated by The Master.

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Golden Chalice Award – Top 10 Films of the Year – 2013

Posted in Articles, movieMixology Awards, The Golden Chalice Awards with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on February 1, 2014 by mducoing

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2013 has proved one of the strongest years for film in recent memory. A thoughtful comparison of the impact and longevity of each of the year’s contributions delivered the order below.  Also make sure to review Last Year’s Top Films as well as all previous Golden Chalice Winners!

GoldenChaliceIcon (2)Rush 1.      Rush
Category: Action, Drama
Director: Ron Howard
Writer: Peter Morgan
Actors: Daniel Brühl, Chris Hemsworth, and Olivia Wilde

Premise: A deep review of the astounding rivalry between Formula 1 racers Niki Lauda and James Hunt. Result: A non-stop, action packed thriller that will grip audiences from moment one. See Full Review.

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The 2013 Raised Glass Award (RGA) Winner: Morgan Freeman

Posted in Articles, movieMixology Awards, The Raised Glass Award with tags , , , , , , , on December 28, 2013 by mducoing

morgan_illustration1“Ernest Hemingway once wrote, ‘The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.’ I agree with the second part.” – William Somerset, Se7en

 

Introduction

Born in Memphis, Tennessee on June 1, 1937, Morgan Freeman’s first exposure to the stage was in an all-African American production of the high-spirited musical Hello, Dolly!  Prior to this most of his life had been non-theatrical, attending Los Angeles Community College before serving several years in the US Air Force as a mechanic between the years of 1955 and 1959.

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2012 Empty Cup Awards: The Worst Performances of 2012

Posted in Articles, movieMixology Awards, The Empty Cups Awards with tags , , , , , on March 7, 2013 by mducoing

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Worst Performances of 2012

While there are some films that fail on virtually every level, there are some performances that exist in a world of their own, where they can strike fear in the hearts of Man.  Like a torpedo to the hull, even strong films can be ruined by performances that boggle the mind and call sanity into question. To help us understand such catastrophe, here is a review of the worst performances of 2012:

 

EmptyCupsIcon - CopyAshley Greene as Kelly (The Apparition)

“…Greene, however, delivers a completely unacceptable performance. Every muffled scream, every forced tear, every crackled plea is worse than the last; while there might not be much to think of in the Twilight series writing, this is just a whole new level of scenery chomping that may be one of the most cringe-inducing performances of the year.” Read Full Review.

The Apparition was already a terrible film, filled with plot holes, absurdity and dialogue that makes skin crawl.  It can hardly be imagined that one of the worst films of the year might actually be drawn further into the depths of oblivion by a catastrophic performance of epic proportions.  Greene is Leviathan in her monstrous, insatiable consumption of scenery and delivers so many poor moments in so many unimaginable ways as to suggest that every choice is deliberate: she and, apparently her director, thought she was actually supposed to act that way!

While this possibility may destabilize some more fragile minds, it is likely: Greene whimpers and shrieks in ways that suggest she was somehow trying.  These were no accidents, these were no novice attempts at bad acting – Greene delivers a stellar, professional performance in The Twilight Zone of Acting, where thespians do the precise opposite of what they should be.  God Speed, Ms. Greene.

 

 

Gina Carano as Mallory (Haywire)

“…Carano seems to play two roles in this film: passable, mildly-bad-ass Mallory and completely unwatchable Mallory with all the delivery of a Digiorno. She fades in and out of acceptable across scenes, often succumbing to the poor dialogue she is fed.” Read Full Review.

To say that Carano is unwatchable is to only tell a third of the story: she is painfully, horribly unwatchable. In a star-studded cast, Carano comes off like a babe in the woods: lost, trembling with no coherent thought to save her.  She is an action lead that, despite being in a film littered with errors and poor decisions, still somehow finds ways to distract from the rest of the debacle, focusing steady attention on her own apocalyptic mistakes.  Ultimately, she ruins an already terrible film – a sad distinction.

 

 

Stephen Rhea as Dr. Jacob Lane (Underworld: The Awakening)

“…But Rea, for instance, has no excuse: in this film he manages to flub every line, delivering it with such amateurish qualities as to seemingly erase all his previous good work. He is completely unconvincing in his role and worse still, seems unconvinced that he should even be in this film. It’s bad enough to portray a completely tired, over-used villain, stereotype, but worse still to seem to not even be trying!.” Read Full Review

Rhea, from moment one, symbolized all that was wrong with this woefully disappointing sequel.  He is rushed, distracted, and confusing throughout, disconnected completely from the energy and genius that made its predecessors cult classics.  He, instead, offers a sterile and unimaginative performance, which like the film, comes off as amateurish and incompetent.  While by no means the only aspect of the film that drives it over the cliff, his performance is most certainly the worst.

 

 

Channing Tatum as Aaron (Haywire)

“…Tatum is also rather flat in this film, but fortunately mediocre was the color of the day so it is hardly noticeable.” Read Full Review.

This may have been regrettable, epic understatement.  Tatum was most certainly flat in this film, and juxtaposed with Carano may actually have appeared passable, but this does not fully describe his role as Aaron.  While Tatum is not necessarily known for delivering stellar performances (e.g., Dear John, G.I. Joe, The Vow, Magic Mike) never has he come so close to be painfully unwatchable.

He delivers his lines in the first scene with Carano as if he doesn’t understand what they mean, as if he doesn’t understand English or inflection or punctuation.  Bela Lugosi and Arnold Schwarzenegger fared better with delivery when they actually didn’t speak English! Like reading off a psychotic teleprompter, Tatum is trapped in a nightmare where he comes nowhere near delivering even the acceptable lines well.  Add to that an obvious lack of interest in the film, and you have Tatum on screen looking bored, impatient, and helpless.    

 

 

Jonah Hill as Franklin (The Watch)

“…And then there is Jonah Hill, who is abandoned by Schaffer and the writing staff here completely, left to wander through the film with no rhyme or reason. Who is Franklin? Who knows – maybe a bad boy, maybe a psychopath, a mommas boy? Never clear – what is clear is that Franklin comes off in this film like the character version of a thrift shop: every unlikeable, forgotten article of persona mashed together into a clashing collage of unforgiveable nonsense. Hill seems powerless to get any laughs, literally spewing catch phrases and “almost-jokes” that fall uncomfortable flat at his feet.” Read Full Review.

Jonah Hill has been correctly nominated for an Academy Award and has never come close to making any such “worst” list.  But each year there is a stellar performer that simply falls into a role that turns out to be a career trap.  It ensnares them like some cinematic kryptonite, draining them of all their talents and returning them to mortal form.

We will refer to this as the “Tommy Award”, a category all list own within the annals of the dreadful, named for 2011 recipient Woody Harrelson’s character “Tommy”.  Like Tommy, Hill’s “Franklin” is a cataclysmic aberrant, retaining none of Hill’s usual folksy, geeky charm, and instead coming off like a crazed Norman bates lying in wait. His time on screen stands out among a chorus of mediocrity as unbearable and painful; perhaps even giants may stumble.

 

And like the dreadful agony of an empty cup, so go these films and performances of 2012.  Enjoy!

2012 Empty Cup Awards: The Worst Films of 2012

Posted in Articles, movieMixology Awards, The Empty Cups Awards with tags , , , , , on February 26, 2013 by mducoing

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Worst Films of 2012

While 2011 had its fair share of horrific films (see 2011 Empty Cups Awards), 2012 delivered its own line of cinematic garbage best discussed over shots and waste paper baskets.  Some of these films, despite astronomical budgets and links to storylines with actual past success, managed to ruin audiences irreversibly.  In other cases, newbie directors took steps right off the cliff to ensure that their next directorial gig would involve sleeping pills and a Kardashian.

Keeping in mind that such debacles as The Watch and The Three Stooges failed to top these lists shows just how painful the nominated actually were.  And for that, they deserve congratulations…and some form of treatment.  Here they are, the worst of the worst…

 

EmptyCupsIcon - CopyResident Evil – Retribution

Premise: Alice teams with the resistance against the Umbrella Corporation and zombies. Result: This movie was about something, or so they tell us, but it is not clear what really. But who cares.

The main reason this film tops out as 2012’s worst film is because it had so much more to work with than its lesser rivals Resident Eviland yet still managed to lead the pack circling the drain.  Despite and experienced director, a storyline that actually worked well once, a comparatively astronomical budget and loyal fan base, the latest installment of Resident Evil is thoroughly unwatchable.  It is poorly edited, poorly developed, poorly acted with dialogue that is either agonizingly predictable and cliché or blatantly juvenile (I think actual plagiarism from middle school tweets took place!)

In the end, Resident Evil: Retribution isn’t worth the time spent complaining about it.  However, it should be noted, that despite the nonsense that was this film, we still have more sequels to look forward to.  Where are Sharon Angle’s Second Amendment remedies when we need them?   Read Full Review

 

 

The Apparition

The ApparitionPremise: A couple is haunted by a supernatural presence that was unleashed during prior paranormal experiments. Result: A dull, poorly executed film that felt miserably long despite its relatively short length.

It is difficult to adequately communicate just how far this film was from good. Essentially, this film is a nonstop series of either pointlessly trivial scenes that fail miserably at evoking suspense or horror scenes that either are too confusing or poorly constructed to actually be scary.  This coupled by obnoxiously incompetent acting by the lead actress and a resolution that feels so sudden and rushed that audiences may wonder if director Todd Lincoln pulled a Kubrick and just keeled over before finishing. But judging from the rest of the film, either scenario would not have done much to bring this film back from the dead.  Read Full Review

 

 

Haywire

Premise: A black ops agent seeks revenge after she is betrayed during a mission. Result: A choppy, messy, tired film that often delivers the inexplicably grainy, blurry quality of a camcorder from the mid-80s, cheapening an already poor film.

Despite a mainstream, frankly all-star (minus the lead) cast, Haywire feels like an abandoned student film left for dead on a cluttered, dorm Haywireroom floor.  Every choice in this film is so appallingly awful as to cause wonder, “Was this on purpose??”  The storyline somehow borders on both cliché and utter nonsense: there are scenes where observers will simply have no idea what is happening and others where the dialogue is accompanied by a “facepalm” icon in the corner of the screen.

The acting helps no one in this film:  Channing Tatum phones this one in from another galaxy, yet is still leaps and bounds better than Carano who has the on-screen effect of slit-wrists.  The scenes in which they act poorly are constructed with wrapping paper and super glue, executed with all the sophistication of craft-time at the mental home.  And the musical score is so dazzlingly terrible as to cause seizures in more than 22% of audiences.* See Full Review.

*Note: This may not be true.

 

 

The Innkeepers

The InnkeepersPremise: During the final days at the Yankee Pedlar Inn, two employees delve into the hotel’s haunted past. Result: The only supernatural element here is the déjà-vu sensation of “Yup, I’ve seen this a few times before and didn’t like it then either.”

Ti West sadly strangles this somewhat interesting story in its very own crib, life stolen from it before it had a chance. He squeezes every possibly horror tactic and cliché into much of the plot with little result and worse seems incapable of executing pacing that doesn’t feel ripped right from the nursing home.  In the end, this is a boring, agonizingly confusing film that never goes anywhere.    Read Full Review

 

 

The Devil Inside

Premise: On a mission to discover the truth about what happened to her mother, a woman participates in a failed documentary in Italy and gets The Devil Insidemore than she bargained for. Result: A dull film that does nothing to advance the mythos of Exorcism; if anything it may set it back.

Yet another film about exorcisms only this time using the hand-held camera plot device, The Devil Inside is a struggle for any audience.  While the film has a few moments that connect, overall it is a cliché-fest that often focuses on horror moments that don’t actually make any sort of sense.  It’s famous “connect the cuts” scene is one of those – creepy in a way, but definitely mostly just stupid.  Read Full Review.

 

And like the dreadful agony of an empty cup, so go these films of 2012.  Enjoy!

 

Note: Empty Cups Awards for Worst performances coming soon!

Golden Chalice Award – Top Performances of 2012

Posted in Articles, movieMixology Awards, The Golden Chalice Awards with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on February 17, 2013 by mducoing

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2012 brought with it some fantastic films, in some ways, far deeper in number and caliber than its preceding year.  And so, the decisions for The Best Performances of the Year, and among those, the winners of the Golden Chalice, were especially trying.  Yet, this is the type of problem those cinema aficionados long for.

Below you will find those impressive performances divided by male and female performances (although the distinction between supporting or lead is not part of the criteria.)  You can see last year’s winners (2011).

 

Best Female Performances of 2012

 

GoldenChaliceIcon (2)Amy Adams as Peggy Dodd (The Master)

“…Adams also elevates her game in this film. A notable, highly regarded actress prior to this film, here she delivers a frightening performance, giving audiences a sense for the depth of her talent, like a cinematic iceberg with more underneath Peggy Doddthan meets the eye. She is cold and controlled, coolly managing the scenes around her with effortless and unstoppable resolve.”

It is the cold and control that Adams employs to bring this character to life that are truly remarkable.  Dodd is a silent, menacing villain, calculating, cruel, and singularly determined.  Despite living in a man’s world, supposedly at the whim of her husband, it is Ms. Dodd who sees and controls everything in her world.  This is the strongest, most nuanced performance to date from an actress who only provides us with strong performances.  (See Full Review)

 

Helen Hunt as Cheryl (The Sessions)

HH“…Helen Hunt: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? At every moment in this performance, at every syllable, every cringe, every expression, every tear, every smile she is better than most. She is flawless and manages a stirring confidence that transcends her role in the film, forcing audiences to consider her on a meta-level, reminded with every breath that she won an Oscar standing up to Jack Nicholson. And with a character as nuanced and subtle as Cheryl, accompanied by her daring nudity, she may be even better.”

Hunt is perfect in the film, delivering a vulnerability juxtaposed with stunning strength and confidence simply not present in the arsenal of most actresses.  She is a force on screen, strikingly likable yet infinitely complex, and not a moment goes by that audiences will sit, awe-struck by the depth of her delivery.  (See Full Review)

 

Emmanuelle Riva as Anne (Amour)

“…And Riva is brilliant, certainly one of the more tragic and trying performances of the year, possibly the decade. The complexity of her agony,ER-Amour the nuances of her expressions, the impact of her silence and the depth within her eyes are weapons she uses to deliver a memorable character that will haunt audiences long after the film ends..”

This is one of the more powerfully understated roles this year and perhaps this decade.  Riva fills Anne with a witty, soulful strength in the earlier parts of the film that contrasts painfully with the latter, where she is falling into disrepair, where the agony of the future that awaits her is ever-looming.  At every moment her pain shows through her eyes and every tragic scene reveals more of her range and power as an actress.  (See Full Review)

 

Annie Hathaway as Fantine (Les Misérables)

AH-LM“…Only Hathaway can stand before such a performance and cast doubt upon it. While Fantine is lamentably in comparatively little of the film, Hathaway is a gale-force wind on screen. Every movement calculated, every expression measured, every agonizing tear controlled with fragility, grace, and unmistakable realism. And her rendition of “I Dream a Dream” is flawless, a stunning testament to her talent, and her ability to interpret the song -a dark, chilling, monstrous masterpiece about Hope’s demise- perfectly….”

It is quite an actress that can take only a relative few moments on screen and turn them into the most powerful and memorable of the film, and perhaps the year.  Hathaway is no stranger to accolades, but it is her gradual yet also somewhat sudden on-screen transformation from timid worker to ruined woman and all the unleashed emotion that this entails, that really drives home to the strength of her performance.  It is no wonder she has been unstoppable in awards contention. (See Full Review)

 

Nicole Kidman  as Charlotte Bless (The Paperboy)

“…Kidman manages to seem both alluring and revolting in the same moment, delivering a performance that is as intoxicating as it is suffocating.NK - Paperboy She is beautiful and profoundly sad and self-destructive and we can feel the cold of her demise pulling her away..”

A largely overlooked performance, Kidman as Charlotte is a confused, frightened but also deliberate character. There is a desperate darkness that haunts her in every scene and yet Kidman delivers each motive, each weakness, each sad, lost moment with stunning reality.  (See Full Review)

 

Honorable Mention – Female Performances

Jessica Chastain as Maya (Zero Dark Thirty)

Jennifer Lawrence as Tiffany (Silver Linings Playbook)

Jackie Weaver as Dolores (Silver Linings Playbook)

 

Best Male Performances of 2012

 

Joaquin Phoenix as Freddie Quell (The Master)

GoldenChaliceIcon (2)Phoenix delivers not only THE best performance of his career, but a transformative one, using every aspect of his talent to cogently produce both a monster and a man, two equal but opposing forces that are in eternal struggle. His physical transformationJP-The Master followed by his consistent mannerisms, laughter, and line delivery tell us more about this character than we could ever dream.”

At many points in this film, Phoenix is unrecognizable, his body altered, his expressions distorted.  Moment after moment, like a wrecking ball perpetually hurtling towards its wall, Quell is unsettling to watch, putting audiences forever on edge as they observe the damaged, ruined being before them.  Phoenix delivers flawlessly throughout and his fearless performance elevates an already powerful film to new heights. (See Full Review)

 

Denzel Washington as Whip Whitaker (Flight)

DW - FlightThe acting in this film is top flight, leading from Washington in what will no doubt become a signature performance. He is real, vulnerable, and damaged in a manner so effectively displayed that it harkens back to his turn as belligerent slave in Glory. He is the core of this film and at no point is there any doubt that a performance masterpiece is taking hold before audience eyes.”

Puns aside, Washington brings his full talent to the table as the self-destructive Whitaker, a man who performed a miracle just as easily as he endangered more than a hundred lives.  He is reckless and lost, crushed by his own demons, his regrets, and a level of drug addiction and alcoholism that might make traffickers concerned.  It is the darkness and vulnerability with which Washington juxtaposes pure heroism and likability  that lift this performance. (See Full Review)

 

Javier Bardem as Silva (Skyfall)

“…Of course, despite this casting cornucopia, the real star in this film is Bardem. He delivers one of the more intriguing villains of all time in JB-SilvaSilva. His slithering nature on screen, his quips, his facial expressions and gestures come together masterfully – it is impossible, I contend, for anyone to take their eyes off this character and not be thrilled by his decadent evil. The only thing missing would have been a white-haired feline and a prominent scar to remind us more of the past while also so effectively inhabiting the present..”

It is rare that an actor can both strike fear in the hearts of observers and still also entertain them.  Bardem constructs a perfect villain in general, and perhaps even more so as a Bond villain, capturing the creepy charisma known to the species, while also making him terrifying in all the right ways.  He is more than simply a match for Bond, he is a stunning nemesis, always a step ahead, ruthless and cunning as he is troubled and hilarious.  And he manages to be more than just evil; he is a deeply betrayed man whose spirit was so crushed that rather than wither, he survived but on the venomous yoke of vengeance. Brilliant to watch again and again. (See Full Review)

 

Bradley Cooper as Pat (Silver Linings Playbook)

BC - SLP“…Cooper delivers one of his best performances of his career, somehow both endearing and painfully frustrating. While there is still somehow Bradley Cooper in the character, his ability to create such a nuanced persona is a testament to his tremendous talent.”

Cooper is edgy, aggressive, pathetic and lovable at every turn.  The complexity of the deep emotional issues he experiences cannot be undersold, and yet Cooper never falters, providing audiences with a sad and hysterical show.  Despite an all-star cast, Cooper helms the show throughout.  (See Full Review)

 

Hugh Jackman as Jean Valjean (Les Misérables)

“…Jackman, it must be said, delivers one of the most powerful performances of the year, by far. He takes daring risks with his character, allows HJ-Les Mishimself to be transformed over and over again from vile destitute to upstanding gentleman to war participant. He pushes the envelope consistently and it is impossible to look away as Jackman delivers a truly stunning, raw performance…”

It is the depths to which Jackman goes to demonstrate such range of emotion and for such a long film that is the first of many points that must be understood about his performance.  He evolves as a character yet at every turn manages nuanced forms of continued catharsis.  His trajectory is the backbone of the film and his talent shines from moment one.   (See Full Review)

 

Honorable Mention – Male Performances

Jean-Louis Trintignant as Georges (Amour)

John Hawkes as Mark O’Brien (The Sessions)

Dwight Henry as Wink (Beasts of the Southern Wild)